Are you stupid?

Hi, it is I, Twinkie. Long time no blog, hey? Yeah.

Um, I would like to ask my dear co-blogger, Ota, if she is mentally stable. Are you, Ota? Because I think not.

This blog is anonymous, we change our names and hide our identity's. No one knows who we are, and that's good because I can write whatever I like. BUT, you have decided to post our blog on your Myspace AND Facebook, where everyone we know and/or talk about can see. They will click on the link that takes them to this blog, they will see the photo of a hot brunette, a blonde, a dark-skinned chick and a ranga. They will realise that you are blonde, your best friend is a ranga, I have dark skin, and Mazza is a brunette, much like the photo depicts. Get it?

Goodness, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings Ota, but seriously?

Anywho. Guess what, faithful followers? *crickets chirp* Yeah. I have a poem for you :)

She sits at her mirror
instruments spread before her
she routinely selects each tool.
Dodgily covers up scars and spots
with paint on skin
Scalds her lank, greasy hair
until chunks fall out
to her satisfaction
Smothers her lashes with tar
that sizzles and bubbles
like acid at the rims of her eyes
Plucks stray weeds
that grow in the crevices of her face
Coats her lips with poison
and winces as it drips into the cracks
in her mouth
Sprays toxic gas
onto her pulse points
She coughs and hacks
until a lump of her heart
lands in front of her
She sniffs it and puts it in a jar
with the rest of it.

Preeetty creepy, right?

Have fun with your life,

Love Twinkie

Finallyyyyy!

YES! I've managed to log onto our blog! I was not happy the other day when I found that I could not log onto our beloved blog. And yes Mazza, I thought I was typing the password wrong. But somebody *glares at Mazza, who isn't here but I'm going to pretend I'm glaring anyway* changed the password to .... I'm not telling you. But the funny thing is, that I could write the password on here anyway and nobody would ever hack into our blog. BECAUSE NOBODY READS IT! *sigh* Oh the joys of being unknown :(

To other news...

I currently have a massive cold, and as I'm typing this out, I'm repeating every word I type. And it's funny 'cause I sound like a man. *Sniff*

Yes, Doctor, I think I do.

It's a bad cold too, and I swear that when I find the person who gave it to me, I'll do.. something very mean to that person?

OHMYGODDD! I'm going to get two axolotl's! Is that exciting or what!?! For those who don't know what an axolotl is, it's a Mexican walking fish.

Aren't they cute!?!

I've already decided on two names, the first one is.... Drumroll please!..
Adolf Hitler

KILL THE GERMANS! Wait, he's German.. :s

I don't even like Hitler, but I thought the name was incredible suitable. Don't you agree?

The second name isssss......
Hannibal Lector! You know, the cannibal?

Creepyy, his first name is Anthony. Haha :s

Lately, my sister, let's call her Scott, and I have been doing a lot of photography, for we have had a lot of time on our hands. Isn't that right Scott? (She is sitting on the couch playing the Xbox) She says, "Huh? What have I done? What did I doooo!?!"

But yes, you get the point.. Wanna see some pictures children? (That was meant to sound like a paedophile, but as you can see, sarcasm is hard to do on a computer)

Hellooo children. Hehehe

That's not our photography by the way. It's just my example of a creepy old guy.

Here's our photography..

My favourite is the lady bug one, fo' sure. :)

Anyway, fellow followers ??? What followers? I'm off, have a lovely dayyy :) And tell all your friends, relatives, workmates, ect about our blog, yeah?

Ota :o)