Hey love, it's Twinkie here with another weird and emotional post.
Do you ever feel as if the world is moving to fast for you to keep up? I feel as if I'm just sitting here while the world and everyone in it is rushing about without me. For instance, at lunch at my hangout, everyone is talking and laughing and being alive while I just sit there taking it all in and get ignored for the most part. Occasionally I'll be made part of the conversation but I'm really quite boring so no one pays attention to for long. Picture this in your head; a lone figure sitting still while everyone else rushes about living their lives. It's not like I don't know what I'm going to do with my life, it's just that my life right now is really not eventful and people get bored of me real quick.
But I'm mighty grateful for my bestfriends and my boyfriend. Without them my life definitely wouldn't be worth living at all. Anyways, I've run out of inspiration, so I'm going to stop writing now.
Bye love!!
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Ota's Bored!
I love quizzes from Myspace :)
Why aren't you going out with the person you like?
I am..
Who was the last person to hold your hand, have you kissed them?
Dilly :)
You kissed someone last night, didn't you?
No.. my dog?
Do you find smoking unattractive?
Very.. dont get me started.
What's upset you the most in the past week?
I dunno.. i uber stressed :/
Will you be in a relationship in two months?
I hope so.
Where would you go on a road trip with your best friend?
Jamaica or London
Spell your name without an L :
Ota?
When was the last time you were told you were cute?
Never.
How are you a different person now than you were five years ago?
I'm slightly taller.
Do you have unlimited texting?
Noo
Did any particular thing brighten up your day today?
Blogging!
Does anyone hate you?
Pffft.. yeah of course!
Do you like to text or call more?
Call.
Do you have an older brother?
No :(
Were you happy when you woke up this morning?
Nope.
Is there someone you can’t stop thinking about?
Yeah.. Danasaur and Dilly
Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Yeah Nah
Does anyone have feelings for you?
I know Twinkie does.. secretly haha
Your number 2 walks out of your life, do you go after them?
My number 2... A shit?
Ever gotten yourself into a confusing situation?
Who hasn't?
What're you doing tomorrow?
Working... packin fudge haha
What do you miss most about your past?
innocence :(
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Everything? Maybe...
Are you happy right now?
Not Really
Are you single? If so, who do you like flirting with?
No. Not single.
Will you regret your next kiss?
Nope
What was the last thing you threw at someone?
A shoe
Do you follow recipes?
No
Do you look people in the eye when you talk to them?
Sometimes.. depends whether they have a lazy eye or not.
Do you follow your head or your heart?
My heart.
When was the last time you used a glue stick?
In Art last week.
Do you ever look back at your yearbooks?
Yep.. *shudder*
What is your favorite fish?
Trevally (Trey Fish)
Has anyone stolen your heart yet?
Yep. Bloody Stoners
Do you have any trophies?
Mmmm, yeh
For what?
Soccer, Rugby League, Art?
When you introduce yourself, do you give hand shakes?
Haha yes!
Is there a limit to how many best friends you have?
No.
Do you like screamo music?
No.. it's depressing.
Do you have any hickeys on you?
Nope
Would you rather have money or love?
Love. :D
Do you have the strength to say goodbye forever?
Well, i said goodbye to John (bloody stoners)
Do you love the last person you text?
Mum? Of course :)
Do you listen to country music?
Taylor Swift..
Have you ever walked away from someone and they didn't come after you?
Yes, plenty of times
Are your toes painted?
no :(
Do piercings make people look ugly?
Vagina piercings? Yeppo!
What flavor tea do you like?
peach and normal :)
When was the last time you had hot chocolate?
I dunno.
What was the reason for your last smile?
Milk Bottle Lollies :)
Are you naked?
WTF? No
Have you ever wanted to kill someone?
nooope
See, i got nothing better to do other than blog about worthless shiz! Where are our followers? C'mon guys!
khodaa haafez (goodbye in Persian)
love Ota :)
xx
Why aren't you going out with the person you like?
I am..
Who was the last person to hold your hand, have you kissed them?
Dilly :)
You kissed someone last night, didn't you?
No.. my dog?
Do you find smoking unattractive?
Very.. dont get me started.
What's upset you the most in the past week?
I dunno.. i uber stressed :/
Will you be in a relationship in two months?
I hope so.
Where would you go on a road trip with your best friend?
Jamaica or London
Spell your name without an L :
Ota?
When was the last time you were told you were cute?
Never.
How are you a different person now than you were five years ago?
I'm slightly taller.
Do you have unlimited texting?
Noo
Did any particular thing brighten up your day today?
Blogging!
Does anyone hate you?
Pffft.. yeah of course!
Do you like to text or call more?
Call.
Do you have an older brother?
No :(
Were you happy when you woke up this morning?
Nope.
Is there someone you can’t stop thinking about?
Yeah.. Danasaur and Dilly
Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Yeah Nah
Does anyone have feelings for you?
I know Twinkie does.. secretly haha
Your number 2 walks out of your life, do you go after them?
My number 2... A shit?
Ever gotten yourself into a confusing situation?
Who hasn't?
What're you doing tomorrow?
Working... packin fudge haha
What do you miss most about your past?
innocence :(
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Everything? Maybe...
Are you happy right now?
Not Really
Are you single? If so, who do you like flirting with?
No. Not single.
Will you regret your next kiss?
Nope
What was the last thing you threw at someone?
A shoe
Do you follow recipes?
No
Do you look people in the eye when you talk to them?
Sometimes.. depends whether they have a lazy eye or not.
Do you follow your head or your heart?
My heart.
When was the last time you used a glue stick?
In Art last week.
Do you ever look back at your yearbooks?
Yep.. *shudder*
What is your favorite fish?
Trevally (Trey Fish)
Has anyone stolen your heart yet?
Yep. Bloody Stoners
Do you have any trophies?
Mmmm, yeh
For what?
Soccer, Rugby League, Art?
When you introduce yourself, do you give hand shakes?
Haha yes!
Is there a limit to how many best friends you have?
No.
Do you like screamo music?
No.. it's depressing.
Do you have any hickeys on you?
Nope
Would you rather have money or love?
Love. :D
Do you have the strength to say goodbye forever?
Well, i said goodbye to John (bloody stoners)
Do you love the last person you text?
Mum? Of course :)
Do you listen to country music?
Taylor Swift..
Have you ever walked away from someone and they didn't come after you?
Yes, plenty of times
Are your toes painted?
no :(
Do piercings make people look ugly?
Vagina piercings? Yeppo!
What flavor tea do you like?
peach and normal :)
When was the last time you had hot chocolate?
I dunno.
What was the reason for your last smile?
Milk Bottle Lollies :)
Are you naked?
WTF? No
Have you ever wanted to kill someone?
nooope
See, i got nothing better to do other than blog about worthless shiz! Where are our followers? C'mon guys!
khodaa haafez (goodbye in Persian)
love Ota :)
xx
Danasaur!
It's me, Ota, but i wanted to show the world my BFF Danasaur!
She's currently in NZ so she isn't blogging because she doesn't even know this blog exists!
Here's a piccy!

Jealous?
She's gorgeous! :)
She's currently in NZ so she isn't blogging because she doesn't even know this blog exists!
Here's a piccy!

Jealous?
She's gorgeous! :)
Still No Followers! C'mon Guys! :)
Hey guys!
I'm rather disapointed to see that we still have no followers!
I guess in the mean time, i'll tell you a bit about myself.
I'm Ota and just so you know, it's pronounce "Oh Tah" not "Otter". Um, well i have a phobia of clowns and i dislike liqorice (spelt wrong?). I can't sing, i can't dance and i couldnt cook to save my life (not that cooking could save anyones life anyway).
I'm blonde and quite forgetful ALTHOUGH, i do remember uber unimportant things that are probs not worth remembering. Once, Mazza clamped my arm with an alligator clip! It was one of the most painful experiences in my life (so far). She barely even knew me! Yeah, i just thought everyone should know about that. I work in a fudge and lolly shop (yay?). I believe in Karma and i always try to look on the brighter side of life. Coz there is a bright side to almost everything, except weed, that'll fuck up your life. Bloody stoners... no offence. I've had enough of them. They'll break your heart. I learnt from personal experience. :(
We're interesting people.. everyone should read our blogs.
elalleqa (goodbye in Arabic)
:) love Ota xx
I'm rather disapointed to see that we still have no followers!
I guess in the mean time, i'll tell you a bit about myself.
I'm Ota and just so you know, it's pronounce "Oh Tah" not "Otter". Um, well i have a phobia of clowns and i dislike liqorice (spelt wrong?). I can't sing, i can't dance and i couldnt cook to save my life (not that cooking could save anyones life anyway).
I'm blonde and quite forgetful ALTHOUGH, i do remember uber unimportant things that are probs not worth remembering. Once, Mazza clamped my arm with an alligator clip! It was one of the most painful experiences in my life (so far). She barely even knew me! Yeah, i just thought everyone should know about that. I work in a fudge and lolly shop (yay?). I believe in Karma and i always try to look on the brighter side of life. Coz there is a bright side to almost everything, except weed, that'll fuck up your life. Bloody stoners... no offence. I've had enough of them. They'll break your heart. I learnt from personal experience. :(
We're interesting people.. everyone should read our blogs.
elalleqa (goodbye in Arabic)
:) love Ota xx
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Comparison of the Day....
Hello my little chicklets :)
ROLL CALL!
Twinkie- absent
Ota- absent
Danasaur- absent
Mazza- present miiiiiiiisssss
Yes you are reading the wonderful writings of everyones favourite asian looking non-asian, Mazza :)
I have taken it upon myself to make a segment called "Comparison of the Day" (although i'm too lazy to post one every day so just take it as it comes and be grateful, k?)
Today's comparison comes thanks to Australian Idol, and the BEST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE, NRL (some might disagree *cough* Twinkie *cough*)
The comparison is between everyones favourite neck-tattooed-Maori-on-aus-idol Stan Walker:

He will be compared against the rookie-broncos-winger-who-is-also-Maori, Antonio Winterstein:

Last year I didn't watch Aussie Idol (I had things to do, kay?) but at the beginning of the year i was all like "oh, im so watching it" adn guess what...I AM! proud of me? yes, i thought so....
anyway the minute I saw Stan audition I told my mum that he was going to win, and mum said "you just like him coz hes hot" (I was going out with a Maori at the time) and i was all like "umm... no.....?" anyway I always though he looked like Antonio Winterstein, so now i'm going to prove to all you nay-sayers that they are secretly the same person, and Stans tattoo is rub-off and Antonio is an amazing muscician whose rendition of Hallelujah made me shead a tear.

Leave me alone, i get emotional, okay?
Anyways, gather round kids and check this shit out:

Two words: SIMPLY.AMAZING. I used my über cool microsoft paint skills to do that. You should tip me.
Tell all your friends that you read it here folks, coz im totes tradmarked that shit. (Did you see the little TM after the picture, yeah, thats what I thought!)
Next time we'll be comparing Ota's BF Dilly and Footys favourite one-nut, Brett Kimmorley :)
Love,
Mazza xx
ROLL CALL!
Twinkie- absent
Ota- absent
Danasaur- absent
Mazza- present miiiiiiiisssss
Yes you are reading the wonderful writings of everyones favourite asian looking non-asian, Mazza :)
I have taken it upon myself to make a segment called "Comparison of the Day" (although i'm too lazy to post one every day so just take it as it comes and be grateful, k?)
Today's comparison comes thanks to Australian Idol, and the BEST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE, NRL (some might disagree *cough* Twinkie *cough*)
The comparison is between everyones favourite neck-tattooed-Maori-on-aus-idol Stan Walker:
He will be compared against the rookie-broncos-winger-who-is-also-Maori, Antonio Winterstein:
Last year I didn't watch Aussie Idol (I had things to do, kay?) but at the beginning of the year i was all like "oh, im so watching it" adn guess what...I AM! proud of me? yes, i thought so....
anyway the minute I saw Stan audition I told my mum that he was going to win, and mum said "you just like him coz hes hot" (I was going out with a Maori at the time) and i was all like "umm... no.....?" anyway I always though he looked like Antonio Winterstein, so now i'm going to prove to all you nay-sayers that they are secretly the same person, and Stans tattoo is rub-off and Antonio is an amazing muscician whose rendition of Hallelujah made me shead a tear.
Leave me alone, i get emotional, okay?
Anyways, gather round kids and check this shit out:
Two words: SIMPLY.AMAZING. I used my über cool microsoft paint skills to do that. You should tip me.
Tell all your friends that you read it here folks, coz im totes tradmarked that shit. (Did you see the little TM after the picture, yeah, thats what I thought!)
Next time we'll be comparing Ota's BF Dilly and Footys favourite one-nut, Brett Kimmorley :)
Love,
Mazza xx
Labels:
Comparisons,
Footy,
Kiwis,
Teenagers
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
I dont think you trust in my self-righteous suicide.
Hello chums, it’s Twinkie here. Last night I was listening to a song and said how wonderfully magic a first kiss is, and I thought to myself “Mine wasn’t”.
When I had my first kiss, I didn’t see fireworks, I didn’t hear romantic music, my lips didn’t tingle afterwards, my heart didn’t even race. All I felt was the lips of a hot guy on mine. My second kiss wasn’t any different except the lips on mine were those of a guy whom I think I love. And that’s good enough for me.
As you can tell, I’m the sappy, emotional one out of my friends. Well that’s what I like to think. Did you know that the word ‘emo’ is short for emotional which means that emo’s are just very emotional people. I get called an emo quite a lot by a particular someone who just happens to be Ota’s BF. This is probably because I cut myself when I’m angry or upset. This means I’m technically an emo but that word is just toooo stereotypical. I don’t wear black, goth clothes or really thick eyeliner or have a weird emo haircut and if you looked at me, you would never guess that I cut myself. So don't call me an emo coz I'm not!
Anyway, that's all for now..
Love Twinkie xox
When I had my first kiss, I didn’t see fireworks, I didn’t hear romantic music, my lips didn’t tingle afterwards, my heart didn’t even race. All I felt was the lips of a hot guy on mine. My second kiss wasn’t any different except the lips on mine were those of a guy whom I think I love. And that’s good enough for me.
As you can tell, I’m the sappy, emotional one out of my friends. Well that’s what I like to think. Did you know that the word ‘emo’ is short for emotional which means that emo’s are just very emotional people. I get called an emo quite a lot by a particular someone who just happens to be Ota’s BF. This is probably because I cut myself when I’m angry or upset. This means I’m technically an emo but that word is just toooo stereotypical. I don’t wear black, goth clothes or really thick eyeliner or have a weird emo haircut and if you looked at me, you would never guess that I cut myself. So don't call me an emo coz I'm not!
Anyway, that's all for now..
Love Twinkie xox
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Guess Who??
Hi to anyone who decides to read this blog. My name is Twinkie and I'm Mazza's BFF who's BF is Uncle Beattie. I don't actually call him that coz it sounds really pedo-ish. 
They decided (Mazza and Ota) to start a blog without me coz they secretly hate me but they felt bad so they let me blog too and after lots of begging on their part, I agreed to join. They were meant to change the name of this blog so i could be in it too, but they haven't yet. I'm also a Blogging Virgin so I dont really know what to write but I'll try my best in the future...
Byeas!!

They decided (Mazza and Ota) to start a blog without me coz they secretly hate me but they felt bad so they let me blog too and after lots of begging on their part, I agreed to join. They were meant to change the name of this blog so i could be in it too, but they haven't yet. I'm also a Blogging Virgin so I dont really know what to write but I'll try my best in the future...
Byeas!!
Don't player hate, coz I dominate....
MAZZA HERE :)
the title is in reference to the greatest i-touch game invented, tap tap revenge.



HUGE Rugby League fan, and I totes went to watch NZ v Pommies in the Rugby League World Cup last year. And I was actually cheering them on! evre since then i'v had an infactuation with all things Kiwi, and I cheer them on in every game, no matter who their versing.... now that, is dedication! but anyway, back to the haka, I only like watching it if its the NZ League Team doing it, COZ I HATE RUGBY UNION AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT.... IT CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE. When I see Isaac Luke screwing up his cute little face in all sorts of nasty ways, and Adam Blair leading the boys into a chorus of screams and yelps (im trying not to make this dirty, but its just so damn hard!)It makes me wanna cry. Tears of joy that it. I honestly have no idea why, but I just get so gosh darn emotional seeing the boys do the haka. It's very, very strange....

Eat shit Australia!!!
It's quiet strange, coz my dad always tells me "I bloody hope you marry a kiwi" (see where I get my bogeness from?) He says that coz I always pretend to do the haka, and my New Zealand accent is choice aye bru, and i stick my tongue out just like Isaac Luke...

Yeah, just like that....
Why does this have anything to do with i-pod touches? i have no idea....
So now i've vented all that, im going off to make myself a snack :)
Love, Mazza xx
the title is in reference to the greatest i-touch game invented, tap tap revenge.
HUGE Rugby League fan, and I totes went to watch NZ v Pommies in the Rugby League World Cup last year. And I was actually cheering them on! evre since then i'v had an infactuation with all things Kiwi, and I cheer them on in every game, no matter who their versing.... now that, is dedication! but anyway, back to the haka, I only like watching it if its the NZ League Team doing it, COZ I HATE RUGBY UNION AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT.... IT CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE. When I see Isaac Luke screwing up his cute little face in all sorts of nasty ways, and Adam Blair leading the boys into a chorus of screams and yelps (im trying not to make this dirty, but its just so damn hard!)It makes me wanna cry. Tears of joy that it. I honestly have no idea why, but I just get so gosh darn emotional seeing the boys do the haka. It's very, very strange....
Eat shit Australia!!!
It's quiet strange, coz my dad always tells me "I bloody hope you marry a kiwi" (see where I get my bogeness from?) He says that coz I always pretend to do the haka, and my New Zealand accent is choice aye bru, and i stick my tongue out just like Isaac Luke...
Yeah, just like that....
Why does this have anything to do with i-pod touches? i have no idea....
So now i've vented all that, im going off to make myself a snack :)
Love, Mazza xx
Labels:
Kiwis,
Mazza,
Tap-Tap Revenge,
Trent From punchy
Friday, October 23, 2009
I'm Ota!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
The Uber Awesome Post Which Just Happens To Be Our First :)
Ahem...
This is the very first post and i'm not even sure what a blog is...
Today is the 22nd of October and Ota's (that's me!) best friend is in New Zealand :(
Just thought that i should tell every one that Mazza fell off a ledge the other day. It was coz of Uncle Beattie and his stupid mochachino. Uncle Beattie is Mazza's BFF's BF. He's not my uncle though. Yep that pretty much sums up my life...
Byeeee :)
Ota :D
This is the very first post and i'm not even sure what a blog is...
Today is the 22nd of October and Ota's (that's me!) best friend is in New Zealand :(
Just thought that i should tell every one that Mazza fell off a ledge the other day. It was coz of Uncle Beattie and his stupid mochachino. Uncle Beattie is Mazza's BFF's BF. He's not my uncle though. Yep that pretty much sums up my life...
Byeeee :)
Ota :D
Blogging Virgin...
Hello kittens!!
i am Mazza, one half of "Mazza and Ota" (no those aren't our real names, we just dont want any freaky pedo's stalking us!!)

i have many interests in life, mostly including boy things like footy and motocross and playing guitar hero BUT I AM STRAIGHT SO DONT STRESS :)
i also love boys, but unfortunately they never like me back....
i will be blogging about random stuff, including how pissed i am that it is the NRL off-season, that no boys love me, and that i went shopping on the weekend FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
no, but seriously, i'll just be venting about stuff, mainly coz i'm lonely......
Ota will be doin her own thing, like posting about HOW SHE HAS AN EFFIN BOYFRIEND and how she works at a fudge store
yes children, Ota works at a store dedicated to >FUDGE simply.amazing.

Although i am a "Blogging Virgin" i do have quiet the imagination, so ill just keep writting shit until my hand hurts (won't take long, im ÜBER unfit... and yes, i do say "ÜBER"...)
Rightio, my hand just cramped up...
SO BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE :)
i am Mazza, one half of "Mazza and Ota" (no those aren't our real names, we just dont want any freaky pedo's stalking us!!)
i have many interests in life, mostly including boy things like footy and motocross and playing guitar hero BUT I AM STRAIGHT SO DONT STRESS :)
i also love boys, but unfortunately they never like me back....
i will be blogging about random stuff, including how pissed i am that it is the NRL off-season, that no boys love me, and that i went shopping on the weekend FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
no, but seriously, i'll just be venting about stuff, mainly coz i'm lonely......
Ota will be doin her own thing, like posting about HOW SHE HAS AN EFFIN BOYFRIEND and how she works at a fudge store
yes children, Ota works at a store dedicated to >FUDGE simply.amazing.
Although i am a "Blogging Virgin" i do have quiet the imagination, so ill just keep writting shit until my hand hurts (won't take long, im ÜBER unfit... and yes, i do say "ÜBER"...)
Rightio, my hand just cramped up...
SO BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE :)
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