Comparison of the Day....

Hello my little chicklets :)

ROLL CALL!
Twinkie- absent
Ota- absent
Danasaur- absent
Mazza- present miiiiiiiisssss

Yes you are reading the wonderful writings of everyones favourite asian looking non-asian, Mazza :)

I have taken it upon myself to make a segment called "Comparison of the Day" (although i'm too lazy to post one every day so just take it as it comes and be grateful, k?)

Today's comparison comes thanks to Australian Idol, and the BEST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE, NRL (some might disagree *cough* Twinkie *cough*)

The comparison is between everyones favourite neck-tattooed-Maori-on-aus-idol Stan Walker:



He will be compared against the rookie-broncos-winger-who-is-also-Maori, Antonio Winterstein:




Last year I didn't watch Aussie Idol (I had things to do, kay?) but at the beginning of the year i was all like "oh, im so watching it" adn guess what...I AM! proud of me? yes, i thought so....
anyway the minute I saw Stan audition I told my mum that he was going to win, and mum said "you just like him coz hes hot" (I was going out with a Maori at the time) and i was all like "umm... no.....?" anyway I always though he looked like Antonio Winterstein, so now i'm going to prove to all you nay-sayers that they are secretly the same person, and Stans tattoo is rub-off and Antonio is an amazing muscician whose rendition of Hallelujah made me shead a tear.


Leave me alone, i get emotional, okay?

Anyways, gather round kids and check this shit out:


Two words: SIMPLY.AMAZING. I used my über cool microsoft paint skills to do that. You should tip me.

Tell all your friends that you read it here folks, coz im totes tradmarked that shit. (Did you see the little TM after the picture, yeah, thats what I thought!)

Next time we'll be comparing Ota's BF Dilly and Footys favourite one-nut, Brett Kimmorley :)

Love,
Mazza xx