Boo, you whore

"She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack."

This, my babies, is probably one of the greatest lines in cinema history. I mean wow, I couldn't even come up with that, and I have magical brains of steel. (Ask Twinkie, she knows all about the magic) This line is from one of my all time favourite movies of all time, Mean Girls (observe below:)

Wow, Lindsay Lohan used to be pretty once...

Yes, I do think Mean Girls is one of the greatest movies ever, DON'T JUDGE ME!

But the point i'm trying to make is about labels. If you've seen mean girls you will know that the whole movies is made up of labels. When Janice becomes friends with Caddy, she gives her a drawing of all the cliques in the school...

"Now, where you sit in
the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there.

You got your freshmen,

ROTC guys,

preps,

JV jocks,

Asian nerds,

cool Asians,

varsity jocks,

unfriendly black hotties,

girls who eat their feelings,

girls who don't eat anything,

desperate wannabes,

burnouts,

sexually active band geeks,

The greatest people you will ever meet

and the worst. Beware of The Plastics. "

yes, beware of the plastics...... that about sums it up. At every school theres some people who think they're better than you just because they're pretty, or skinny, or get all the guys, but dont let them get the better of you, coz deep down they're just bitches.

Thanks for listening chaps :)

Love, Mazza xx