Thursday, November 19, 2009

Mazza's 2009 Footy Awards Part One....

Tonight, children you are extremely, extremely privilaged to be present for the announcement of the 2009 Footy Awards. Tonight, I will be counting down the best (and worst) things in footy, from "The Best Ranga" award, all the way down to "The Cheer-Up-Grumpy-Pants" award. So, no more jibba-jabba, lets jump straight into it.


"Footy's Best Grandpa"

The first award is pretty simple. "Footy's Best Grandpa." Receipients for this award are elegible by age. Usually they must be 35 or over to recieve it (but some exceptions can be made for you young spritely pops) And the winner is.....


Steven Price

At 35 years old, (former) Warriors Captain Steve Price is the oldest man in league. And for that fact alone, that makes him "Footys Best Grandpa" Theres nothing more to it, hes old, and hes a footy player (also he loves bucket hats. Im pretty sure every team he plays for has specially mad bucket hats ordered so Pricey can be comfortable. He is all for sun safety)......



Ol' Steve really loves his bucket hats.....

Honorable Mentions

These are the people who were old, but just not old enough to take the rains from the winner. These include:

  • Wendell Sailor

  • Adam Mcdougall


  • Stacey Jones

League's Chubby Bubby

Everyone loves a fat person who's good at sport. But not often these days professional athletes don't have the muffin tops and love handles like they used to. But this man has bought back the fat, in a big way....

George Rose

Stretch it Georgie!!

George Rose is my inspiration. He's been a revelation for Manly (go you might sea eagles!) this year and is also, well, a little bit on the chubby side. Not that theres anything wrong with that, I think hes fantastic :) Also, he won Fox Sports "Props Pentathalon" this year. He's just winning awards left right and centre.....

Honorable Mentions

  • Danny Wicks

  • Jarrad Hickey

  • Steve Southern

The Shnuckums Award

This one's for the cutest player in rugby league. There's just something about them; their not particularly attractive; Just soooo adorable :)

Daniel Mortimer

My my my my mum says I can run weally weally fast.....

I like to call Daniel "Big Blue Eyes" coz hes got the most adorable eyes.... and everything he does is so cute. I was watching his first game for Parra, and I was like "he's actually cute like, not sexy or I would screw him or whatever just plain old cute" And I was totally bias just coz I think hes amazing....

Honourable Mentions

  • Kevin Locke

  • Marc Herbert (I think I just like his name + he dressed as Trent from Punchy for Mad Monday.....)

  • Krisnan Inu

Inked and Dangerous

This award goes to the most tatted up footy boy. They don't necessarily have to be "dangerous" as such, I just thought those two words went well together, like "armed and dangerous"

Mat Rogers

Mat Rogers has some pretty crazy sleeve action going on, but it's all good coz it represents stuff. I'm pretty sure he would win if they had to count every tattoed square inch. He's got shit loads of ink!

Honourable Mentions

  • Ben Rogers

  • Nathan Fein

  • Eric Grothe Jr

So thats all we have time for tonight folks. Part Two (and possibly part three if my brain is feeling up to it) Will be coming in the next couple of days. So stay tuned guys :)

Love Mazza xx

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