Thank- You NZ

Yo Yo Yo wad uuuuuuuuuup its ur gurl Ma-to-da-rizzle (thats Mazza in normal language)
Yes people, that was my sad attempt at writing Kiwi. I no, I bring shame to the whole nation of New Zealand.....

LEAVE ME ALONE O.K, I JUST WANT TO FIT IN

Although i'm terrible with my NZ writing, i am quiet good at writing about New Zealand.....
The land of the long white cloud. It has brought us such things as the Haka, Pineapple lumps and "Once Were Warriors" (hire it out people, that movie changed my life)

I heart u Niggs (far right)

But most importantly NZ has given us the greatest gift of all... music. The other day i was all like "Shit, I could make a whole playlist of NZ songs!" and guess what muffins... i didn't.

BTW, Niggs from "OWW" is my new cool kid. Don't mess with him or he'll fuck you up goooood.

Anyway, as I was saying, NZ music is the greatest and here is 5 resons why:

1) They gave us Ladyhawke.

Shes the best blonde thing with a name to do with an animal to come out of Newie. And thats why i love her. Also she shreds on guitar like a mean motherfucker :)

2) SAAAAAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAAAGE

3) Crowded House/Split Enz

Neil and Tim Finn are two brothers from NZ who are old. 'Nuff said.

4) Keith Urban

I hate country music with a passion (my nan and pop scared me for life when i was young, yes, their is such a thing as TOO much Slim Dusty. gosh) But Keith grew up in Caboolture after being born in NZ. I mean come on, Caboolture is pretty well known for nothing. Thanks Keithy, you put it on the map :)

5) Scribe

Honestly, without Scribe, who would be able to self-gloat with a fantastic tune? He brought us the masterpiece of "Not Many" and coz i'm weird I walk around the house singing "Why don't you come on down to SOUTH CANTERBURRRRRRRRYYYYYY" But it's only coz im cool....

So there you have it. In my opinion my i-pod would be down like 20 songs without these homey gee's who just happen to be from the Land of the Long White Cloud.....

Also, I think that you should start to follow us. We love writing blogs for you guys but whats the point if you don't follow us. I vote u just do it and i'll love you forever :)

Love,

Mazza xx