Welcome to Hell, Kids.

Ok, so the title is just a tad dramatic but that's just how Mazza rolls, with the drama. Now you may ask "since when has Mazza referred to herself in third person?" And if you must know, since just then.

The Hell I am referring to in the title is otherwise known as senior high school. Now, I'm no expert or anything but according to my calculations, senior high school is harder then staying a weekend in an extremely haunted house. Yeah, its that bad. But it not as bad as being stuck in the dessert with mutants, like on "The Hills Have Eyes." 'Cause that shit looks scary....

Now that's just fucking fucked up man.

Yes, so Ota, Twinkie, Danasaur and I had our first day of year 11 on Thursday and all I have to say is "Schoool suuuuuucks" I've heard that from about 538,493 people in the past two days. And I can't blame them. There is only one good thing about grade 11. You get Wednesday's off. But unfortunately (or fortunately?) I have to go to do my trainee ship at a Law Firm on my Wednesday off. BOOOOOOOO. Did I mention I want to be a Conveyancing Lawyer? Maybe too many times....

Also in grade 11 you have early classes. So in stead of strolling off to form class at 9.06 like last year, we have to rush to get to our early classes at 8.20. And that's every day folks. I repeat "Schoool suuuuuucks" AND (yes theres more to bitch about) The lessons are soooo hard and über boring. It'd be so much better if the teachers looked like Phil Wenneck (aka Bradley Cooper) from the hangover. He's the type of teacher I like....

"Paging Doctor Faggot. Doctor Faggot?"

But instead most of them have grey hair, a monotone voice and/or a beer gut. GREEEEAAAT....

The moral of this post is not to bitch my feelings away into a blog (although that always seems to be my posts...) It's to tell all you young-ins to cherish your child hoods. Do you know how easy it is for you? You get your butts wiped, your beds made and you dont need a job. Im so turning into the female Peter Pan of the 21st century

Yes, thats me....

I can completely understand where he's coming from now. Who wants to grow up? Not I said the fly. And it's funny 'cause when your little all you want is to grow up, and when you finally are you wish you could go back and live your child hood all again! Damn irony, you've raised your ugly head yet again.

In other news it's Twinkies 16th Birthday tommorow! WHOOOOOO! She's now officially legal :) But it wont matter, 'cause shes single again... her and Uncle Beattie decided to go there seperate ways a couple of weeks ago.... BUT ITS ALL GOOD 'CAUSE SHES HAAAPPPPPY :) so make sure you all wish Twinkie a very happy birthday or no double choc mud cake for you little Johnny. Now go play with Sam, he looks lonely. (That was my over-protective mother side coming out in me. Sorry guys, i'll try to control it nexxt time)

Damn, that looks good!

Have a suuper dooooper weekend guys :)

Love,

Mazza xx