I'm back bitches and ready for total domination.
Use Your Spirit Fingers, Ladies
I'm usually the one who everybody *cough* turns to for advice, but at the moment I'm in a bit of a dilemma. I HAVE LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WEAR. Not a single outfit of mine excites my fashion senses, not even a tingle. And you know why? I haven't bought anything nice/worth wearing for like a month! You may not think thats very long, but for me its virtually a year. Think of all the nice things that have already been and gone in the shops?
I'm like a carzy psychotic person when it comes to my fashion, so the thought of that is quiet sickening.....
Hey Mum, They Made a Movie About Me!
In other ridiculously random news, I am a complete and utter gossip junkie. It's like effing crack to me. My daily brain conversation to itself basically consists of "OMG I didn't check TMZ this morning, what have a missed!" and the classic "HOLY SHIT! Somebody died and I didn't hear about it first *tisk tisk*" Yeah, don't judge me...... Anyway as I was saying im a celeb news addict, so I was looking at Perez Hilton this arvo, and it had like a list of celeb birthdays, and apparently Carrot Top is older then my mum! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? MY MUM IS OLD AND CARROT TOP IS *gulp* OLDER?!?!?
And on another annoying note about Carrot Top, he's totes more feminine looking than me! again, WTF! Damn you CT, you youthful she-man!
Excuse me Mr Top, but WTF! like srsly...
And in another extremelly random subject change, im on a diet. It's called Body Trim (You may have seen the ad, with the creator Jeff Jowlett and his not-even-there upper lip. Funny shit) And in two days i've lost 2.3 kilos, and I feel great! (HA! I sound like the lamest corn dog ever!) Im trying to get a body like Kim Kardashian, shes my "thinspiration"
How Bodaciously-Bootyful
Wish me luck lovies :)
So as all the "hipsters" say, Later Skater, i'll see you on the flip-side!
Love,
Mazza xx
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