Rangas and why we love them

Id Have to say that rangas are the absolute shit i mean who doesnt love rangas well apart from the occasional douche but we can make an exception here are a few reasons why we love them

* the are ninjas now u see them now u dont

*they are great in bed cause there firery (apparently haha )

* you can never run out of ranga jokes so they always come in handy when u feel mean

and last of all there caring and can be a great friend just dont piss them off haah

ahhhhhh u gotta love rangas

Bogans Ahoy

Hello Chickens! I know exactly what you're thinking: "Two posts in a week? She must've snorted some coke or something 'cause no-body is that awesome" Or something along those lines I'm sure. So, whats the joyous occasion you may ask? BOGANS. That's what.

Example A: Trent From Punchy

For those of you who read this blog *cough* no-one *cough* you would know that I'm pretty much footy OBSESSED. And I do love myself a good perv. So, whilst watching the great game we call NRL last night, (Canberra v Eels. Canberra won btw. BOOOOOO! HISSSSS! DOWN WITH THE GREEN MACHINE!) I noticed that a fair majority of these wonderful sportsmen are tatted up-rats tailed-goon drinking-dinky die BOGANS. And let me tell you, I AIN'T COMPLAINING :)

Nothin' wrong with a little Bogan Pride, right?

But theres one team in the competetion who really lets their bogan flag fly. And that team, my friends, are the Canberra Raiders.

Ohai Canberra Bogans :)

There are 3 important things to consider when classifiying a bogan. they are:

- Hair

- Ink

- Behaviour

And basically Canberra OWN in all criteria. not even kidding guys.

Josh Dugan. Canberra fullback, and official sexy bogan

This my friends is Josh Dugan. He is probably the leader of the Canberra-rian Bogan Brigade (or "CBB" for short) You should look him up on Facebook. His page is pure GOLD! Now, I know what you're saying: "How the eff is he even a bogan? He doesnt fit any of your bogan labelling criteria, Mazza?" Well, my chums, take a squizz at this:

Is that a.. a... ratstail I see there Mr Dugan? Why, yes it is. First criteria: Hair, CHECK!

Look closely at that black splodge on Josh's upper-right arm. Yes, thats a tattoo. (Plus this picture gives us an über good back view of his curly ratstail... sa-weeeeeet!)

Now, for the third criteria "behaviour" there is a number of things I could show you. One would be this:

If thats not bogan than what the fuck is? Also, here is another "cracker" by Josh:


Not only is that an EXTREMELY bogan thing to do, but also slightly incriminating.
So if you dont believe me that Josh is a bogan, let me tell you this: Andy Raymond from Fox Sports interviewed him after a game, and asked hime some questions about defence and shit and his response was: "We defended our arses of, eh" Then proceeded to look around worried because he thought he had sworn/made a fool of himself on live television. It ok, Josh :) Only one of those statements were true :)

Moving along, I would just like to say before I go that the Raiders second string half-back Marc Herbert looks incredibly similar to Trent From Punchy

Fucking UNCANNY you guys

So that is all for my bogan talk. I'm off to watch "Beau Knows Benji" for the 34580184th time and figure out which pair of my retro ankle boots are my fav :)

Love,

Mazza xx

The Tigers, Funny People and The Supercoach

Whoaaa, Guys. Today is April 12th! How quick is this year going by? Too fast if you ask me.
So, its been sooooo long since we last posted!

Maybe its due to the fact I accidently changed the password, and didnt inform the other girls. They probably try to log on and are like "Shit, must be typing it wrong!" then they just give up after a while. Or the fact that we're pretty much the laziest people out. Dont judge....)

So, anyway, it HAS been a while since we last posted. And I profusely apologize for this. We're all in grade 11 this year and that means we're SUPER busy doing homework/looking up vintage clothes on e-bay/updating our twitter/YouTube-ing funny stuff. So we've kind of neglected our blog a little bit. But never the less, lets move past that and i'll get onto what im really talking about

I AM THE SINGLE WORST NRL TIPPER/SUPERCOACH

Its true guys. Im just as bad as the guy above. (I actually have no-idea who he is, but i google imaged "Worst Coaches" and he came up. So, he must be bad) So, for the Footy tipping uninitiated, there are 8 games played a round, and you get two points a win, one a draw and zero points for a loss. So the total number of points you can get is 16 a round, if you tip them all correct. So four rounds have been totoally played so far, and my average score is.... 8. Yep im running at a 50% win rate. Not so bad you say? YES, ITS FUCKING TERRIBLE WHEN MY OWN MOTHER IS BEATING ME, AND SHE THOUGH BILLY SLATER WAS A HALFBACK. He's a Fullback mum. Gosh.

So currently my mother, the NRL-watcher-but-not-entirely-understander is leading the tipping comp. At least shes not as bad as people who tip because the like the colour of the teams jersey. Those people shit me to tears. And what am i coming? Third. Out of four people. IM THE ONE WHO GOES ON DAILY TELEGRAPH EVERY WEEK TO SEE THE TEAMS LINE-UPS AND READ THE STATISTICS, YET ALL I CAN MUSTER IS THIRD? If you havent noticed, it frustrates me a lot.

Now, i'm not going too bad in Supercoach i guess. My average scores about 900 points. But, i can still do better. Im one of those people who strives for exellence. Not in the classroom or the sporting world. (who do you think I am?) But in the virtual world, i'm like thye Dalai Lama, if he was a couch potato. I pretty much OWN at The Sims, and my Myspace page is tricked out. And the same goes for my Supercoach team. I wont stop 'till my average is 1000.

Go, Chris!! Get me to 1000!

That right there is the totally amazing Chris Lawrence. if you follow me on twitter, you would know that im a mega Chris fan. And I think he's a fierce bitch who rocks the shizzle out of a retro headband.

See how fierce he is? It's like WHOA.

Ok, so i'm going to try and smoothly transfer between topics here. Because Chris Lawrence's Wests Tigers team mate Tim Moltzen got injured on the weekend and is probably out for the season. HOW SAD IS THAT? For me, its like the Titanic. a) because I dont mind the Wests Tigers and b) Timmy is so damn cute!

High-Five for Awesomness!

Here is three simple facts of why Moltz is ah-maze-ing:

- He has a metal plate in his skull. Hes like the Australian Iron-Man if Iron-Man had a metal plate in his skull. Yeah, that didnt work out too well.

- He lives with Benji Marshall. That house would be so awesome to be a fly on the wall in.

- He can play Halfback, Five-Eighth and Fullback. Hes pure genius.

AND NOW HES INJURED. IM GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT 'TILL NEXT YEAR TO WATCH THIS ADORABLE 'LIL MUNCHKIN PLAYING AGAIN. This gives Mazza sad times :(

But it's ok, 'cause I have Chris Lawrence to make me happy times again :) Now, In my opinion, The Wests Tigers have probably the hottest playing roster of all the teams in the NRL. Basically I would do the whole backline (maybe not Lote Tuqiri, he's married guys. Gosh) Benji Marshall, Blake Ayshford, Beau Ryan, Chris Lawrence and Tim Moltzen. Did someone say, Yum?

Arguably THE hottest of all those guys is Beau Ryan. Plus hes ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HILARIOUS. BEST THING ON THE FOOTY SHOW I SAY. im writting everything in caps 'cause I emphasizing my point. He's a riot/mega babe. Check Him out below, pretending to be team mate Benji Marshall (Moltz is on the couch near the end)

And check him out going to the Easter show, dressed as the biggest country bogan, with his date Joe. God, I love him!

See? He's gosh-darn hilarious. Plus did I mention hes a token hottie? Yes. Several times probably. I love the way he fed that old lady cake.

You know who else is funny as + hot? Eric Grothe Jnr. He's become a regular on The Matty Johns Show, (which may I add, I LOVE SOOO MUCH) and hes in a band calle Shinobi. I HAD A GUINEA PIG NAMED SHINOBI! Like, not even kidding guys. Check out EGJ's Song "Fui Stole My Thongs" Which is to the tune of Ayo Technology:

It gets stuck in your head SOOOO easily. And it's funny 'cause its Fui Fui Moi Moi. Who doesn't love Fui Fui? He's a dead set legend.

So there you have it folks. Its been a while, but I finally updated you on everything that you need to know (not really but I just wanted to show you some funny shit and whinge about how crap im going in the footy tipping comp.)

On that note, I best get going. But I PROMISE you guys i'll post regularly.

Love,

Mazza, xxx