Bogans Ahoy

Hello Chickens! I know exactly what you're thinking: "Two posts in a week? She must've snorted some coke or something 'cause no-body is that awesome" Or something along those lines I'm sure. So, whats the joyous occasion you may ask? BOGANS. That's what.

Example A: Trent From Punchy

For those of you who read this blog *cough* no-one *cough* you would know that I'm pretty much footy OBSESSED. And I do love myself a good perv. So, whilst watching the great game we call NRL last night, (Canberra v Eels. Canberra won btw. BOOOOOO! HISSSSS! DOWN WITH THE GREEN MACHINE!) I noticed that a fair majority of these wonderful sportsmen are tatted up-rats tailed-goon drinking-dinky die BOGANS. And let me tell you, I AIN'T COMPLAINING :)

Nothin' wrong with a little Bogan Pride, right?

But theres one team in the competetion who really lets their bogan flag fly. And that team, my friends, are the Canberra Raiders.

Ohai Canberra Bogans :)

There are 3 important things to consider when classifiying a bogan. they are:

- Hair

- Ink

- Behaviour

And basically Canberra OWN in all criteria. not even kidding guys.

Josh Dugan. Canberra fullback, and official sexy bogan

This my friends is Josh Dugan. He is probably the leader of the Canberra-rian Bogan Brigade (or "CBB" for short) You should look him up on Facebook. His page is pure GOLD! Now, I know what you're saying: "How the eff is he even a bogan? He doesnt fit any of your bogan labelling criteria, Mazza?" Well, my chums, take a squizz at this:

Is that a.. a... ratstail I see there Mr Dugan? Why, yes it is. First criteria: Hair, CHECK!

Look closely at that black splodge on Josh's upper-right arm. Yes, thats a tattoo. (Plus this picture gives us an über good back view of his curly ratstail... sa-weeeeeet!)

Now, for the third criteria "behaviour" there is a number of things I could show you. One would be this:

If thats not bogan than what the fuck is? Also, here is another "cracker" by Josh:


Not only is that an EXTREMELY bogan thing to do, but also slightly incriminating.
So if you dont believe me that Josh is a bogan, let me tell you this: Andy Raymond from Fox Sports interviewed him after a game, and asked hime some questions about defence and shit and his response was: "We defended our arses of, eh" Then proceeded to look around worried because he thought he had sworn/made a fool of himself on live television. It ok, Josh :) Only one of those statements were true :)

Moving along, I would just like to say before I go that the Raiders second string half-back Marc Herbert looks incredibly similar to Trent From Punchy

Fucking UNCANNY you guys

So that is all for my bogan talk. I'm off to watch "Beau Knows Benji" for the 34580184th time and figure out which pair of my retro ankle boots are my fav :)

Love,

Mazza xx