Disclosure: may not actually be me.
If you wanted to know I ride a 2006 model Yamaha YZ-F 250 AND IT TOTES HAS PINK STICKERS ON IT. Yeah, i'm cool.....
Yes people, I am an adrenaline junkie, and thats why I love dirtbikes and roller coasters and hot men with fast cars,
mmmmmmmm, yeah......
Umm, wait.... where was I? Oh yes, I love speed. (Not the drug, who do you think I am????) And its a very good topic of conversation if you want to talk to boys...
Actual conversation I had with a guy at school:
Me: Is that a Yamaha shirt?
Boy: Yeah, why?
Me: I totes ride a Yamaha!
Boy: Really? Wow, thats cool. what model?
Me: 2006 YZ-F 250
Boy: Whoa, I ride a 2005 YZ-F 250. How weird is
that?!?!Me: I know, right?!?!
Boy: Lets be friends
Me: Lets!
I swear on my life that is a 100% true story. To this day we still talk about if we went riding that weekend and what sort of bike we wanna get in the future... It's pretty awesome.
Anyways, Its my belief that there is a natural hierarchy of sport at school. And it goes a little something like this:
(Shopping is so good that its off the chart and a big sorry to Ota, coz she loves speedway and I forgot to put it on the chart....)
So, according to the chart I am meant to so uber cool because I ride motocross. Umm.... yeah, about that.....
In a complete subject change, I have a new obsession, ninjas. you see, the other day I wore my mums leapord print headscarf to school, and through-out the day it began to slip out of place and it was totally pissing me off so I took it off and just stuck it on my head in any which-way. And get this, as soon as I placed it on my head, this over welming sense of kung-funess came over me. And that's when I turned into a ninja......
I'm the one crouching....
And so from now on am known to my peers as sensei Mazza, and they must bow down to me when I walk past or i'll round-house kick their heads off. And yes, that is possible so you better watch out.
Anyway, Gotta go practise my ninja skills.
Love Mazza xx
oh, BTW, Danasaur comes back from New Zuland today bru. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
