Sunday, November 8, 2009

Best Beards in League, Volume 1

To be honest kidlys, im pretty much a cold hard bitch (just ask Twinkie, she knows how horrible I can be....) But there are a few things that touch my rock like heart. They are:





  • Kids in need (40 hour famine, world vision, etc..)


  • Anything to do with cancer (my nan had breast cancer, her sister in law died of lung cancer and my pop has the odd skin cancer)


  • And....MOVEMBER!






Greatest.Mo.Ever

Yes, I am a women, and as hard as I might I really cannot grow a moustache (it pains me inside...) And thats why I hand my support to the beard growing men of this proud nation every November.







GO BOYS!!!!!!






And so in honour of the funky face fuzz i've decided to compile a list of two fantastic things together. One being Rugby League, and the other being Beards and Mo's...... SO here it is, "Best Beards in League, Volume 1"







10, 9 and 8) Glenn Stewart, Glenn Hall and Michael Robertson:







Not only are their beards luscious and perfectly shaped, they are also PINK! Its like a face full of fairyfloss.... mmmmmm....






7) Brad Meyers








Brad is a very daring man. Not only is he a ranga, he has also got one of the most fiercest beards in league. That poor darling might never have sex again....







6) Grant Rovelli

Oh, its just so full and luscious. Nice work Grant :)






5) Ruben Wiki







The former Warrior's beard made him a trademark, and it also made him look like a wild gorilla. Just saying....






4) Jarrod Sammut














You gotta love a man whose daring enough to go for the bleach on top, natural on the face look. Its so very metro of him....






3) Cameron Smith






Apparently, Cam is so manly he can shave in the morning, and by dinner time he already has more beard than Darren Lockyer could ever dream of. Hes my hero.

2) Simon Mannering

It amazes me that he is still considered one of the sexiest NRL players in NZ even though his beard looks like pubes. There musn't be much to offer over the ditch....

1) *DRUMROLL PLEASE* And the winner is...... David "WOLFMAN" Williams!!!!!!




How could we go past anyone else for the title of league best beard? Wolfy made the beard, and he totes looks good with it....

And the feirce bitch can rock cleanly shaven too! Doesn't he remind you of an un-high Trent from Punchy? I'll have to compare that one day....

Anyway, i'm off to go to some shitty english assignment I was meant to be doing AGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS ago.

Love, Mazza xx




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