Dry as an old ladies c***

Yes, I know that very yucky to think about but that's how my brain feels at the moment. It is like the Sahara up there. So I decided to use google to get my creative juices flowing. And I found this thing where you blog 25 random things about yourself so your followers *cough cough* can learn a little bit more about you, so here it goes.......

25. I am a Pisces, yes that is pretty boring but i think its necessary to know these things. Carry on.

24. I shred on guitar hero. Also i'm pro at singstar. I've been told that i'm the songbird of my generation

23. I hate hate hate brussel sprouts. They can die in a hole.

22. I have a sweating problem. I sweat when everyone else is like "oh, the weather is nice today"

21. My favourite food is enchiladas. I have Spanish blood in me so I love Hispanic cooking. Delicioso :)

20. My favourite alcoholic beverages are: Baileys Irish lacquer, Jim Beam and coke, Kahlua, Woodstock and Cruisers

19. I despise people who think they're better than everyone else. It makes me so mad that they think that way. Who died and made them king, hmmmm?

18. My nickname, which i've had all my life is princess. My parents started to call me that when I was a baby coz i'm so spoilt and it just stuck

17. I have a phobia of toads. It's and actual condition called Bufonaphobia, and just the other day i went out to check my dogs water and there was a toad floating in it. I froze and screamed for my brother who picked it up and put it in a plastic bag. He knows that im fucking terrified of toads and decided it would be funny to try and throw it at me. I yelled "rape" at the top of my lungs and picked up a baseball bat and screamed through hysterical crying "i will beat the shit out of you if you don't go away. I honestly will kill you if you put that toad on me." the sad thing is, I would actually rather cripple him then get a toad thrown at me. I make myself sick sometimes.....

16. I totes wear glasses. I rock the shizzle out of spectacles :)

15. I have OCD when it comes to my food. If where having steak and chips and salad, I will make sure salad is on one side, the steak is on the other and the chips are all in a neat little pile. Don't get me started on peas...

14. I have a peice of purple silk that i still sleep with that was given to me when i was a baby. I call it "silky"

13. I went to Bali this year. Yes it was fun, No i don't really want to go back there

12. I hate it when people touch my neck. Its my pet hate

11. My fashion faux-pas is people wearing ugg boots in public. Its ratty and skanky AND THEY ARE A SLIPPER, NOT A FASHION ITEM PEOPLE. Fuck.

10. When I grow up i want to be a lawyer. I have ambisions people

9. My favourite colour is purple. True story.

8. I love to do the running man. Its like my all time favourite dance move

7. Im pro at New Zealand accents. Even Kiwis think so

6. I only wear eye liner on the top. I physically cannot wear it on the bottom

5. I have a dog named Molly. She is a 3 year old Border Collie and i still pick her up and carry her around (don't ask why)

4. I ride motocross and love footy. I must be a secret man.....

3. When i was younger my mum used to call me a turd so i thought turd actually meant "bad" and used to call things "turd"

2. My great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was the first Prime Minister of Australia. 100% true story! You can even ask my Nan!

1. My real name is... Ha! You thought i'd tell you. Im never telling you!

Love, Mazza