Farewell Dell, You Sweet Angel of League.... (plus why I think the Kiwis really lost)

Its true darlings, the peoples champ, Wendell Sailor has announced his retirement.
My heart is currently in mourning. You see, Big Dell brought character to the game with his disco dancing and mascot high-fiving. He turned his life around. From a drug using union douche, to the dragons go to man, he transformed.

The international Dell sure can rock the shizzle out of a beret....

I mean, hes 35 years old people! Some people at school have parents younger than that. Its my belief that footy players age much like dogs. so i year equals 7.... which means dell should be...... 245. Shit. I should've thought that one out. I was thinking it might have been 90 or something. Damn me and my shitty maths skills. Also I think it would be great if we made up a song for Dell. And we'll put it to the tune of "Gives you Hell" by AAR.

When you see Dell's face hope he gives you
hell,

When you walk in Dell's way hope he gives you
hell,

When he hears this song I hope he sings
along,

or i'm gonna be given hell.......

Anyway, in other news I would just like to talk about the Four Nations. (firstly, I vote that France can piss off and it can go back to being the tri-nations. It's just upseting when a team never wins a game and even a footy nut like me has never heard of any of the players on their team. They are like the me of the four-nations *sob*) ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS PEOPLE. It's Australia v England in the final. *yawn* I mean, how boring is that gonna be? I bet Australias gonna win by 10 points, there will be biff somewhere in the game, and that Crabtree fellow will give away 5 penalties. (I don't know why i'm picking on you Mr Crabtree. Maybe it's coz you've got a funny name and long hair. I apologize for my ignorance.)

Sorry Eorl......

It especially angers me that New Zealand aren't in the final. I won't get to see Isaac Luke and his crazy tongue for a whole like 6 months. Its kind of depressing. And people always say that you can tell how well The Kiwis are going to go in a game of footy by how well there Haka is. And so thats why I believe the Kiwis were playing shiteous this tournament. I mean just check out the Haka those crazy Kiwis through down last year when they won the world cup:

Wow. Yes, I know. Hold the tears people coz that shit was inspiring. And know check out there still-good-but-not-as-good-as-the-last-one Haka:

You see what I mean? The latter Haka was just weak in comparison. Even Adam Blair didn't pull those frg style faces. (don't ask, me and my friends just thibk he looks like a frog. Its kind of a weird observation.....)

I'm going to write a letter to NZRL and it's going to go a little
something like this:

to whom it may concern,

I fucking love the New Zealand team, and i believe they would win more games if you let them get up in the oppositions grill during the Haka. Use the 2008 world cup as an example.

Also I believe Adam Blair should be made NZ Prime Minister.
Yours Sincerely, Mazza
xxooxoxoxoxo

(Yes, I do like to give hugs and kisses to the chairman of NZRL, we're real tight...)

You know that he would totes listen to me. I mean come on, i'm a fifteen year old girl who no football player/ceo/manager/strapper/ball-boy/trainer/coach/bus driver/every single person to do with league has ever seen before. HE HAS TO LISTEN! IM A FOOTBALL FAN, WE ARE THE REASON YOU ARE RICH!

And so thats all I have to say. Good-bye Dell, and if NZRL listen to me, they will be the kings of the world.

Love Mazza xx