I Told Ya'll I Was Psychic.....

Let me take you back to my last post chickens. Yeah, you know the one. The one about how Big Dell is the sweet angel of league and how the kiwis only play good when there Haka is all up in your face and shit. Oh, and what else was there? THE THING ABOUT HOW BORING AND PREDICTABLE THE FOUR NATIONS GRAND FINAL WOULD BE? Ahhhhhh.... its all coming back to you know isn't it! So i'm basically just posting now to gloat. You see i've always thought of myself as a bit of a psychic.

Australia will win the four nations.... ohhh, ahhhh.....

And was I right? Of course I was fucking right. I'm always right! (at least i'd like to think so anyway....) Well, there were a few minor details that I didn't exactly predict correctly. Take a look at my last post:

"I bet Australias gonna win by 10 points, there will be biff somewhere in the game, and that Crabtree fellow will give away 5 penalties. (I don't know why i'm picking on you Mr Crabtree. Maybe it's coz you've got a funny name and long hair. I apologize for my ignorance.)"

So, Australia won by 30 points, There wasn't exactly any "biff" in the game and i'm pretty sure Eorl Crabtree (hehe Crabtree) didn't give away that many penalties. BUT STILL, THE AUSSIES WON! And we all know that's all that matters.

STAN FOR PM

Ok, so you all know that I believe that Stan Walker is God's gift, yada yada yada, and that he should totes win Australian Idol. And tonight, i'm watching Australian Idol whilst blogging. Doesn't that amaze you??

I'm the female version of this. I'm the multitasking extraordinaire

And right now, he's performing this song called "black box" that will be his first single when he wins Ozzy Idol (or "if" he wins if you're a Stan hater. And all I have to say to you is BOOOOO, HISSSSSSS. And also, piss off.) Anyway, when he's singing I picture him doing stuff (not dirty stuff! Gosh, I love him, but he's too cute to picture making sexy times.) I mean like domestic stuff. Like folding the washing, and picking the kids up from school (although he doesn't have kids. Yet. According to This he wants a wife and seven kids asap. Fuck, my mum and dad think i'm crazy coz I want four. YOUR GONNA BE LIKE OCTODAD, STAN! CEPT YOU'LL HAVE ONE LESS KID! Also, it says his childhood was straight out of the movie "Once Were Warriors" How sad is that? I love OWW, and you know how Niggz is my homie, but far out that movie is sad. It make me cry every time I watch it. And my poor Stany boy had a childhood like that!?!!? This is outrageous. But, it's all good people coz Stan found God and got his life back on track. AND OMGGGGGGGG. I just read the most amazing thing. He wants his first daughter to be called Ataahua which means beautiful in Maori (and is also what he has tattoed on his neck) and I WANTED MY DAUGHTER TO BE CALLED ATAAHUA!!! This is amazing people. I think we're kindred spirits. And, he was gonna be a teen dad but his then GF miscarriaged. AWWWWWWWWWWWW! Thats so sad! But wait, that proves he has made sexy times! Wow, little Stanley is un-pure. Noooooooo......

Anyway, i've gone a bit off track here, I was telling you about how I picture Stan doing domestic shit. And then I pictured him where he should be: the Prime Minister of Australia. Wouldn't that be grand people? Can't you just picture it now, Stan walker in Parliament House, Yelling at the opposition leader "Aye Bru, fush end chups shuld be free for everybudy bru!"

Swanny is not impressed with Prime Minister Walkers spirit fingers....

Also, I could totes imagine him doing the Haka before making his speech. He just did a scary Haka face whilst singing "Sweet Dreams" by Beyonce, so he would totes doing it in Parliament

This is our future Prime Minister people, be very very scared.

So, Stan is now in the Grand Final of Australian Idol, and you neeeeeeed to vote for him otherwise Hayley will win. And we can't have that, coz shes from Sutherland. Aka the home of the Cronulla Sutherland Sharks. And the Sharks played shiteous in 2009, so by that assumption alone I believe that Hayley will do shiteous in the music industry..... It's a great prediction I think. And on that note, all that jibba-jabba comes back to the fact that i'm psychic. SO VOTE FOR STAN! TEXT STAN TO 19 10 10!!!! (i'm not getting paid anything for this endorsment people so don't send me hate mail coz of some "conflict of interest" bulldhit)

Anyway, its almost my bed time kiddies. You see, Aunty Mazza needs as much beauty sleep as she can get if she wants to look 1/15th as good as Twinkie, Ota and Danasaur. So night-night my little ones, don't let the bed bugs bite :)

Love, Mazza xx